I'm not getting laid, and neither is my stepmom. We decided we could fuck

Oh, that's fucked up! A guy almost spotted me giving myself a massage

This is how they do massage in Moscow - they will insert a finger and even a penis

If your dad doesn't fuck with you, then let me do it, and I don't fuck with you

Hey, where are you going? What about fucking my nephew again?

The patient's arm hurts, his wife is away... Well, I'll suck it, I'm a nurse

Fucking with a friend is not cheating! Is the guy really gonna believe that?

I saw my girlfriend in her underwear, and then it was like a fog - my wife wouldn't recognize it, would she?

I jerked her off before sex, warmed her up, now I'm gonna fuck her and cum in her mouth

Oops, the Snow Maiden got the wrong address... but the dick is big, so she stayed

Who goes out with friends like that? Clearly, he wants to cum

Neighbor, will you fuck me? I'm not fucking, I just came by to meet you

It's good to have a roommate - how do you fuck while your husband's away?

Open your mouth wider, or you won't be able to fit your dick and you'll have to stick it in your anus

I'll fuck my friend and get knocked up, so I can get back at my strict father

I sent my wife to get money, and the bitch came back with cum on her chest

Installed Windows on your computer and a dick in your neighbor's pussy — not for free

And why would I need a date now if I've been fucked by a friend in a friendly way?

Oh, I feel like I'm going to suck it — okay, I can do that